Hank Hill stepped out the front door to get his morning paper. As he's walking back, he glances at something strange in the corner of his eye. He turns to find a sight of utter horror: Kahn and Minh Souphanousinphone have become horse people!
They look the same from the torso up, save for long, pointy ears, but their lower bodies have been replaced by a horse's hind legs. They aren't wearing pants, and their tails are whipping around as they stomp in a circle, leaving hoofprints in their lawn. Words fail Hank, but Kahn explains that this is the newest thing in genetic fashion and that he is hillbilly redneck for not getting horse genes implanted. Hank just stares, then walks back inside.
Then I woke up.
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