Just in case...

Something's up with either my microwave or my eyes. At 12:03, I swear the numbers were dancing. The "12:" would jerk upwards while the "03" went down. It was twitchy, almost unnoticeable, and stopped at 12:04. Nothing else in the room seemed to move oddly, so I'm assuming it wasn't my eyes messing up.

I stared at my microwave, and have been staring since. I've got my Venture Bros. Season 2 DVD on, and not even the antics of Henchmen 21 & 24 can divert my attention.

Not tonight, boys. Sorry

I saw the clock change from 12:06 to 12:07 and it startled me. That's totally normal microwave behavior, I know, but still. I'm unnerved by 12:03.

Also, the massive amounts of snow on the roof are making the lights sputter and blink off every now and then.

Frankly, I'm spooked as shit, and I know my microwave's up to something. If I'm missing in the morning, and not on the way to Tennessee, I blame the microwave. It did something to me. Check inside. Check the buttons, make sure they all read as they should, and a picture of my terror-stricken face has not replaced the "popcorn" setting.

I kind of want to unplug it now.